Six-Sentence Sunday (Sept. 16, 2012): Grace and Auntie Beth Tail Suspect to a Raunchy Nightclub

Excerpt from FUR BALL FEVER:

The man’s pants were deceptive, similar to a false front on a movie set. Viewed from behind, chaps encased the flaccid butt cheeks, which jiggled in time to his stride. A leather thong preserved minimal modesty. An upside-down tattooed eagle with outspread wings decorated his back and butt. The thong bisected the bird vertically.

Auntie Beth tilted her head to stare, and commented, “Whenever our cowboy takes a step, his eagle flaps its wings and dives head first into the spot where the sun don’t shine.”

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